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[A shot to the liver]

3.30 onwards = my favourite

:D :D :D :D :D = my response to this song.

TheRealSam responds:

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D = my response to your review :)
Thanks a lot!

[pick me up baby]

Awesome.

It is the perfect ringtone.

snayk responds:

Thanks!

[Slammin']

AW YEAH

This is awesome. Your bass skills are sweet.

Could I write some lyrics for this?

Pushbar responds:

sure, go for it

[This Way (FATMAN)]

:D :D :D

It's fairly cool! And lol at your author comments :P

NuclearStrike responds:

Its true, there was 20 bucks just sitting there on the sidewalk!

[I'm Going to Kill You]

You win at life.

Dude, YOU ARE SO GOOD. This makes me think of a local band called Silent Duck. They have similar humour only more sex-related.

Downloaded+10+5

So much respect.

Bezo responds:

Sex is something I prefer to leave at home. I don't like hearing about other people's sex. And I'm sure no one wants to hear about mine. Thanks for the review.

[Funkin' Go!]

Peggle comes to mind...

This is bringing Peggle music to mind 0.0 It's super cool dude! This is funky as!

ScarsRemain responds:

haha, guess i never thought of that before.
Thanks for the review!

[BubbleGum Grooveline]

Funky as fuck.

This tracks chews bubble gum and kicks ass. But it hasn't run out of bubble gum yet :P

SHADOWFOX2 responds:

Awwwwwwwww yeaaaah :duke: :duke: :duke: :duke: :duke: :duke:

[Babies Cover]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS

You win instantly for covering a Weebl's stuff track.

...isn't it "Watch out I'm eating a bagel?
Eighteen hundred thousand more babies on the way" though?

DruoxtheShredder responds:

It's a cover, not a recreation. I had to at least make it different.

Yeah.

It's not because I didn't care enough to double check lyrical accuracy.

Not at all.

[Funky Sauce Jive]

This is funking up in my pants :D

Coolest, funkiest thing I've ever heard that's all synths bro. Keep funkin' it yo :P

Realmguys responds:

Thank you very much for saying so, I appreciate the review! :)

[Zero Hour (2011)]

Near the mark...

As a piece of music, I would rate it a 10/10, you've done awesomely with this track. But I've given it an 9/10 because you were trying to combine all parts of metal. I'm not sure you got EVERYTHING. If you do a revision of this, see if you can jimmy some math metal complicated passage in there, cause I'm hearing more and more of that in metal these day. Also. Um. I didn't hear any instances of that sorta "screech" you hear in a fair bit metal. Like at the end of a passage the guitars just go "wooooorrrp!" Do you know what I mean? I find it hard to explain. But I feel as a collection of everything metal into one song, those sort of elements should be added in there.

But on it's own, this is fucking brilliant. 9/10, 5/5 and downloaded. You sir win at life.

deadlyfishes responds:

I know exactly what you're talking about, but that's not really from the pure essence of the "metal" genre. That's more of what you hear from the newer sub-genres of metal. It's not really trying to convey EVERY style of metal, but it focuses on the core elements of the genre, sure minute elements were excluded, but the point was made and it was done very well. I do have more "metal" that you are referring to on my website! Check it out on my website: matthewpablo.com Thanks again for the review and feedback!